آدمارو یا باید تو سفر شناختیا وقتی که ته دیگ ماکارانی میاد سر سفره
بچه : چرا عروس لباس سفید می پوشه؟مامان : چون بهترین خاطره زندگیشهبچه : چرا داماد مشکی می پوشه ؟مامان : خفه شو برو تو اتاقت
با مامانم دعوام شده …رفتم سر گوشیش میبینم شمارم رو پاک کرده !
ﺣﺮﻓﺎﯼ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍ ﻭ ﻣﻌﻨﺎﯼ ﺍﺻﻠﯽOK harjoor rahati :ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﺩﻫﻨﺖ ﺳﺮﻭﯾﺴﻪOK eshkal nadare :ﺩﻫﻨﺖ ﺳﺮﻭﯾﺴﻪOK bashe :ﺩﻫﻨﺖ ﺳﺮﻭﯾﺴﻪOK be karet beres :ﺩﻫﻨﺖ ﺳﺮﻭﯾﺴﻪﻫﻤﺎﻧﻄﻮﺭﯼ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺸﺎﻫﺪﻩ ﻣﯿﻜﻨﯿﺪ OK ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﻛﻠﻤﻪ ﯼ ﺧﻄﺮﻧﺎﻛﯿﻪ !ﻫﺮ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺩﯾﺪﯾﺪ ﯾﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﯼ ﮔﻔﺖ OK ﺳﺮﯾﻊ ﻓﺮﺍﺭ ﻛﻨﯿﺪ
کاش ایرانسل یه خدماتی داشتکه اس میداد به طرفت و میگفت:مشترک گرامیشماره ی فلان میخواست بهت زنگ بزنه اما یاد نامردیات افتاد، بیخیال شد!یه خورده آدم باش!!!
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